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SLAP RUSS!!!!

July 27, 2009

Actual Instructions . . .

ON A HAIRDRYER: Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:Directions: Use like regular soap.

FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:Fits one head.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:Do not Iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):Warning: May cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:Warning: Keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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